Ultimate Guide For Having An Affair and Not Getting Caught
Having an affair can be one of the most exhilarating experiences of your life. If you’ve been married or committed for a long time, then you’ll know how boring and routine life can get with the same person for a long time.
The sex, which used to be satisfying has now turned into just another chore. That is if you’re even having sex with your spouse in the first place! It’s pretty common for long-time married couples to not get laid at all. This is no way to live!
Whatever the reason for having an affair, you need to make sure that you don’t get caught. Most people are extremely careless. You must be discreet as possible when cheating. Getting caught can be a disaster for some people, especially if there is a lot of money involved. Whether you make good money or not though, nobody can afford to get caught cheating. The stress and problems can be very severe.
Also, if you have a family like I do then you need to think of how they would be affected by a long, stressful divorce. Giving up your marriage, money, and kids is simply not an option. An affair is a perfect solution to staying together until the kids are older.
Thankfully, I am an expert in the art of having an affair and getting away with it. I’ve had many amazing partners over the years and they only keep getting better. The feeling is really out of this world. The best part is that my spouse has never had a clue because I take every necessary precaution.
Read until the end of this article to learn how to not get caught cheating. I will reveal the most common ways that people slip up and how you can avoid them…
How to Have an Affair that’s Successful
Below I have my top recommendations for how to have the perfect affair and get away with it. If you apply all of these to your strategy it’s virtually impossible to get caught and you can have successful affairs for years to come.
Use an Affair Site
This is the number one way that you can avoid your spouse finding out about your secret. They are specially designed for infidelity and have all necessary precautions to let you fly under the radar.
Don’t even think of using a generic dating site or even worse, an app like Tinder. They are extremely easy to get caught in so many ways. Don’t make this mistake!
Prepaid Cell Phone
Nowadays people practically live on their phones. You need to make sure that there is not a single shred of evidence left on your phone. The only way to make this happen is to get another one and keep it private from your spouse.
Yes, that’s right, it’s too risky to use your current phone. Most people think that this is fine but how do you know your spouse doesn’t know the password? Even if you think they don’t, there’s a chance they could have seen you punch it in before. All it takes is for them to get a little suspicious and your affair is over! They can also document this digital evidence easily with technology nowadays. This could really screw you in a divorce so don’t make this mistake.
Also, there are a few secondary precautions to take with your new phone. Fist make sure to keep this phone muted at all times, unless your spouse is nowhere near you. Having it go off could get messy. Also have fake names for your lover, as well as a few fake contacts to make it more realistic.
For example, you could have your lover under an alias of the opposite sex. For example, if their name is “Jill” you could use the alias “John coworker”. Also, have a few more “fake coworkers” in there to make the whole thing look more legit.
Use a Prepaid Credit Card and Cash
When paying for all the necessary affair expenses like hotels, drinks, condoms, etc, it’s important to never use a credit card that your spouse knows about. The best option is to use cash. Another one is to get a prepaid credit card and use that, making sure that there is no financial trail.
Don’t Have an Affair At Home
When it comes to the best part of an affair, the sex, make sure to not do it in your home. This is simply way too risky. All it takes if one stray hair from your lover to get caught. You can book a hotel for a reasonable cost and remove 70% of the risk, it’s a no-brainer.
Another option for the more adventurous people out there is to have sex in a car. This may not be the most comfortable thing to do but it does add an element of excitement to the whole experience. Knowing that you could get caught at any moment is very exciting.
If you don’t take this advice and decide to have your lover over to your house while your spouse is out, then make sure to take some precautions. First, you’ll need to change the sheets and ALL the bedding after having sex. This is obvious but needs to be said.
Secondly, it’s a good idea to hire a professional cleaning service to come and clean the whole house from top to bottom. It also gives you an excuse for any stray hair that might get missed, you can simply blame it on the cleaning person.
This is an obvious one but you need to make sure to take the necessary precautions while having a discreet affair. That means using condoms, or possibly birth control if you and your cheating partner are only seeing each other.
It would be a disaster if you were to get someone pregnant while having an affair, from both a financial and emotional standpoint so don’t risk it and prepare ahead of time.
Pick the Right Cheating Partner
When it comes time to choose a partner to cheat with you want to pick carefully. The ideal partner isn’t jealous, clingy, needy, or emotionally unstable.
Ideally, your infidelity partner is in a similar situation as you. Maybe they are in a loveless marriage and looking for something on the side. They have no plans of leaving their significant other for you, they just want what you do which is good sex and affection.
If you’re married then another married person is often a good idea. They will have a similar mindset as you and are less likely to fall in love with you and ruin the affair.
Keep Good Hygiene
This is especially important for men. Women can smell the scent of another woman very easily. Make sure to shower after sex and wear clean clothes. Also don’t have any visible marks like lipstick, hickeys, kiss marks, etc.
Maintain Your Routine
One of the top ways that people make their spouse suspicious and eventually get caught is because they had major changes in their routine. If you start coming home later and going to all sorts of new “work events” it’s going to look very suspicious. It’s important to slowly ease into any changes and maintain your usual routine.
Don’t Leave a Trail Online
Nowadays it’s hard to keep things private online, but with infidelity and especially affairs, it’s necessary to take every precaution not to get caught. The first thing you’ll want to do is always use an incognito or private browsing window when looking at anything incriminating.
If you’re using google chrome then just right click and select “new incognito window”, or in Firefox select “new private window”. Anything you browse in these windows won’t be recorded in your history. Also, make sure to never log into any of your accounts while browsing incriminating stuff. Google accounts commonly save some of your searches which you should disable.
Another thing you want to do is to make new fake accounts for all your affair related activities. A new email at the very least for signing up to dating sites. Make sure the email doesn’t contain your name or anything that can identify you. It should be random but something you can remember.
Don’t Tell Anyone You’re Having an Affair
This may sound obvious but even if you tell a friend or coworker that you trust there could be a drunken slip up somewhere down the line. You can’t control other people, so make sure to keep it a secret.
Cheating Guide Conclusion
In conclusion, having an affair is normal and the only option in a lot of cases. However, you should take every precaution you can to avoid getting caught. I’m confident that if you follow the advice in this article that you can have hot affairs for many years to come without your partner ever finding out.